#109: Don't be a holiday fuck

Also don't be narcissistic, vindictive, sadistic to children, smug, materialistic, loud, loutish, overbearing, conceited, unduly unquestioning of your intellectual capabilities, unduly unquestioning of your wit, unduly unquestioning of others' high regard for you, sloppily flirtatious with women who find you revolting, or lascivious toward other women when your wife and/or her children are in your presence. Don't be a mean drunk, and if you can't manage that, then don't drink in the company of others. Most of all, don't be long-lived.