Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Monday, November 17, 2008

#106: Don't honk your nose in the Ultra Quiet Room

There's something to be said for never honking one's nose in the library - especially in the Ultra Quiet Room! - but given that it's finals time, perhaps one good blow is permissible. But when you're on your third honk, brother, you need to get up and go to the men's room (where no doubt you'll encounter a toilet full of unflushed explosive diarrhea - but that's another Don't).
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