Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

#108: Don't let a turkey pardon a turkey



I had really hoped to let Sarah Palin recede into the past like a weird, enchiladas-induced nightmare, but her pre-Thanksgiving turkey pardon interview with a slaughter going on in the background was just too perfect. Mr. Cheerful Turkey Killer beats Joe the Plumber hands down.
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