Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

#76: Don't listen to men with turkey wattles


Not surprisingly, there's a group out there called the "American Family Association," and like nearly all groups that abuse the word "family," it exists solely to stop the homos from taking over the world. They currently have a letter campaign going on to Hallmark because it is apparently marketing a line of "lifestyle" cards to the gay community. One fun thing you can do is go to their site and replace their suggested text of the letter to Hallmark's CEO with your own text.

But my main point here is: Take a look at the chairman of the American Family Association. What else do I possibly need to say?!

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