Now, for just $40, you can arrange to have an automatic e-mail sent to me and my ilk after the Rapture comes and you have ascended to the Lord (as well you deserve). According to the website, YouveBeenLeftBehind.com, your message--sent to me while I am reveling in an oh-too-brief 7-year period free of religious scolding and pedophilia--will be "a letter of love" and "one last chance" to bring the heathens to Christ and "snatch them from the flames!"Why, 40 bucks won't even buy you a large BBQ Chicken Pizza and an hour's worth of coupons at Chuck E. Cheese's anymore. Do it, please--for me.
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7 years of bliss! I can't wait. Is there some way to hasten the departure of the 'righteous'?
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