There's something profoundly disturbing about young white people who sit around aping their daddys' viewpoints, having never developed any of their own, having never ventured farther from their suburban home than the frat house and their waterskiing excursions on "the lake." Don't you understand that you people are the villains in virtually every teen movie ever made and the subject of innumerable rock songs?
Try rebelling a bit, you little fuckers, before it's too late.
Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.
The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!
The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!
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