Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Friday, July 18, 2008

#69: G. Bush: Don't stop campaigning for fellow Republicans

Bush was in Houston today raising money for some Republican or other. I figure every time he shows his face his party loses another vote, so I'm all for his travels.

By the way, while he was in town, he gave a medal to a man with hooks for hands. I guess that was the least that he could do.

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