Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

#111: Don't ponder your legacy, dumbass

So Bush, a creature who admits being uncomfortable with thinking (and has painfully demonstrated this discomfort), has decided to "ponder his legacy." A little late for that, pal. Even your own party is treating you like a piece of cat shit that rolled out of the box.

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