Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Monday, September 8, 2008

#84: Don't pray for me

Sarah Palin's church is throwing a "Pray Away the Gay" event. Why can't these people just leave us alone and let us go to Hell?

And why are their menfolk alway the last people you'd ever want to have babysit your kids?

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