Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

#41: Don't let me hear your heavy breathing

If you and I aren't getting it on or racing down the street, then I don't want to hear your breath--especially if you're a stranger who's sitting stock still 10 feet away from me with his mouth open.
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