Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

#38: Attention Jehovah's Witnesses: Don't Proselytize on the Jogging Trail


I'm glad you're the only true Christians, and I couldn't be more delighted that you're going to Live Forever in Paradise on Earth. But don't try to hand me the "Good News" while I'm exercising. Go ring somebody's doorbell, for Christ's sake.
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