Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

#30: Don't leave your empty soda bottles in the study room


Are you freaking kidding me? You're 25 fucking years old, and you leave bottles of hot Diet Coke backwash in the library--when there's a trash can, oh, about a yard behind your lazy ass? You should have learned when you were about FIVE that that was uncool.

You may have a maid at the downtown condo Mommy & Daddy are renting for you, but when you're at the college, bubs, you have to pick up after yourself.

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