Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Friday, January 25, 2008

#28: Don't talk in the ultra quiet room


That's why they call it "ultra quiet," girlie. That's why your dumbass boyfriend whom you can't stop talking to isn't supposed to be answering that no doubt really important phone call on his cell right now. If you want to make noise, go upstairs to what USED to be the regular quiet room known as a library, but which no longer is because people like you can't keep their holes shut for more than four minutes at a time.

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