Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Friday, December 7, 2007

#13: If you are a punk rock diva formerly married to a suicidal 90s rock icon, don't promise a new CD and fail to deliver


And one CD every six years or so doesn't cut the mustard, missy. For God's sake, lay off the bloody pills! You didn't even tour with your last CD because you were so fucked up.

And although I thought your "Food is for peasants" line on the NPR piece was funny as hell--this was the piece saying that you were working with your producer ON A NEW CD!--at the end of the day "Starvation is for corpses." Eat! At our age, a skinny face is not sexy.

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