Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Friday, May 15, 2009

#142: Don't hand paint "Puppies R Us Online" on your spare wheel cover

I don't even like dogs, and the thought of your bitches cranking out little creatures for sale in your retread-strewn, barbed-wire encased backyard makes me queasy.

But, hey, those of you seeking a little yapper, try out PuppiesRUs. And for a limited time only, get a one-eyed chihuahua with every purchase!
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