Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

#135: Don't "friend" God on Facebook

And don't friend "Jesus," either - because neither is going to IM you back.

And while we're at it, don't then go and post that "Global warming is a hoax," - yeah, you, Mr. Believe-in-a-Supreme-Being-Without-a-Single-Shred-of-Evidence.
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