#51: Don't try to salvage your reputation now that the Bush era is coming to a close

So, Laura Bush and baby girl Jenna have gone on The Ellen Show and graciously informed the lesbian entertainer that she would be more than welcome to marry her girlfriend at "the ranch." How very progressive of them! Gosh, this just changes my opinions of the Bush family FOR-E-VER.

Where the hell were these bitches seven years ago when Daddy was throwing gay people under the bus in order to get elected?

And Scott McClellan has written a book called What Happened. We KNOW what happened, Scott: 4,000 American soldiers dead, 100,000 Iraqis dead, and this country $3 trillion in debt. Thanks for lying about "what happened" while you were the White House press secretary. You're a true American hero to come forward now and "expose" the truth.

And let's not forget all the U.S. Senators who cravenly croaked "AYE" in favor of the joint resolution that started this war. Below is a list of the Democrats who did so. How lovely to see their names sharing the same space as those of Jesse Helms and Rick Santorum.

• Baucus (D-MT)


• Bayh (D-IN)


• Biden (D-DE)


• Breaux (D-LA)


• Cantwell (D-WA)


• Carnahan (D-MO)


• Carper (D-DE)


• Cleland (D-GA)


• Clinton (D-NY)


• Daschle (D-SD)


• Dodd (D-CT)


• Dorgan (D-ND)
  Edwards (D-NC)


• Feinstein (D-CA)


• Harkin (D-IA)


• Hollings (D-SC)


• Johnson (D-SD)


• Kerry (D-MA)


• Kohl (D-WI)


• Landrieu (D-LA)


• Lieberman (D-CT)


• Lincoln (D-AR)


• Miller (D-GA)


• Nelson (D-FL)


• Nelson (D-NE)


• Reid (D-NV)


• Rockefeller (D-WV)


• Schumer (D-NY)


• Torricelli (D-NJ)