Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.

The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

#45: Don't put vitamins and minerals in diet soda pop


I was over at the Target this afternoon, and I picked me up a 12-pack of Diet Coke. Not till I was checking out did I see that I had grabbed "Diet Coke Plus--With Vitamins & Minerals." For some reason the logo reminded me of Tampax Plus, the kind that comes with a deodorant or something in them? The only reason I went ahead and bought the stuff was because I figured vitamins and minerals couldn't make it taste much worse than it does.

That said, if we human beings can't get our vitamins and minerals in any other way, then we deserve to get rickets.
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