Have you ever noticed how the world would be such a better place if people just did what we wanted them to do--or didn't do what we didn't want them to do? My List of Don'ts is my humble attempt to improve the world I live in. Perhaps it will improve your world as well.
The CARDINAL DON'T: Don't be such a fucking pussy!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
#163: Don't lick yourself after a human touches you
Sadly, I have the two lamest cats that I've had in my adult life. They hate to be picked up, and they hate to be kissed. What else is a cat good for? Well, petting - they love to be petted. But then . . .
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