#148: Don't connive your way into being a public figure and then threaten to sue the media when they observe what a crazy bitch you are

I am sad that my current job assignment has prevented me from spending long hours howling with colleagues about what a Malamute-fucking, seal-sucking psychopath Sarah Palin is. I'm crushed that the name "Neverland" turns out to have meant not that Michael Jackson would never grow up but that he would never quit dying long enough for other topics of conversation to arise - like how Sarah Palin may have stolen money from the Alaskan coffers and how even if she didn't she a) writes like a sixth grader and b) hires a lawyer who doesn't seem to know jack shit about defamation law. She might suggest that he read this before threatening journalists with lawsuits - because all he has managed to do is make them laugh and say these two words: "Sue me."